Off With His Head

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Thu, 03 May 2012 15:21:48 -0700

sofia—marguli: Meow That’s really cute.

Thu, 03 May 2012 08:28:14 -0700

sofia—marguli:

Meow

That’s really cute.

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Wed, 02 May 2012 14:16:53 -0700

andrew-kane-pet: That’s cool, I get it. If you have an questions or concerns, come and see me. I...

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:08:36 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

That’s cool, I get it. If you have an questions or concerns, come and see me. I mean it too. You help me with my cowboy dilemma, and I’ll be at your beck and call.Nah, just kidding. I’d help you out either way.

Well, thank you. I really appreciate the help. Though, now, I’m going to find myself something to eat. Just half starving… I kid, but I am hungry.

andrew-kane-pet: I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to make you feel worried about any of it.I still think of...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:56:29 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to make you feel worried about any of it.I still think of myself as one of the new ones as well.

It’s alright. No harm done.

I’m like, still really new and out of the loop of things.

andrew-kane-pet: Okay, I might have been a little too harsh. It’s not that bad here. Really. Not so...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:51:10 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

Okay, I might have been a little too harsh. It’s not that bad here. Really. Not so boring once you’re claimed. I suppose, if you’re lucky, it’s just sex and the sting of fangs. If you’re unlucky, then those are kind of… the good moments. But, I’m not sure if luck has anything to do with it. Actually, it probably doesn’t. At all. I’ll return the hat, though. Cowboy promise.

So far, I haven’t seen the good side of it nor have I seen the bad. I’ve just been stuck in the limbo of things just trying to see where I should be, I guess.

I don’t think luck would help me any. I’m here, aren’t I? Anyway, well, okay.

andrew-kane-pet: So… I can safely say you won’t be needing it again? I won’t need to feel bad about...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:38:06 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

So… I can safely say you won’t be needing it again? I won’t need to feel bad about taking it, then.Chores, you mean? Sounds alright. I’ve heard people doing a lot more for a lot less. ~~Being a pet here, for instance.~~

Yea, I won’t be needing it. You can have it.

Pretty much and you’re right. Thinking back, I use to hate it but now I’d rather be over there.

andrew-kane-pet: I can try to at least.Really? Wait… Where are you from, exactly? You...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:29:45 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

I can try to at least.Really? Wait… Where are you from, exactly?

You should.

Well, I’m from the city but my uncle has a ranch and I’d go there every summer to help out. Easy way to make money.

andrew-kane-pet: Thank…you. You’re saying I’d look good dressed as a cowboy, though? Not as good as...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:23:52 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

Thank…you. You’re saying I’d look good dressed as a cowboy, though? Not as good as you, I bet. Seeing as I came to you for my cowboy makeover and all.

I wouldn’t count yourself out just yet. You might be better looking than me.

Kind of what I use to wear way back when.

andrew-kane-pet: Thank you! And I will definitively credit you. That’s if the joke goes down like I...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:16:09 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

Thank you! And I will definitively credit you. That’s if the joke goes down like I planned… If not, then I’ll have embarrassed myself again. Which would be worse than the first time.

Even if the joke doesn’t work you should just walk with your head held high and forgo the embarrassment. I’m sure you’d look really good so it should overtake the humility.

Landon's kitten has decided to sit on me.

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:13:33 -0700

levi-w:

Well, I wouldn’t want it to hate me.

Um, move slowly, no sudden movements. Let it know you are ‘alive’.

andrew-kane-pet: Yes… It was. I hoping so. But I need the hat. That’s where you come in.You know,...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:09:27 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

Yes… It was. I hoping so. But I need the hat. That’s where you come in.You know, if you still have it. But it’s cool if you don’t. It was a silly idea anyways.

I think I might have it. Let me look cause I think you will need it more than I will.

Landon's kitten has decided to sit on me.

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:08:14 -0700

levi-w:

Yes, but it restricts my movement. I don’t think it realizes I’m alive because I’m so cold.

If you did move I think you might scare the thing.

andrew-kane-pet: It was nothing. It was just- Alright. I was talking to one of the other pets and...

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:03:54 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

It was nothing. It was just- Alright. I was talking to one of the other pets and she made a Toy Story reference and I didn’t get it. So… Showing up to her room dressed as Buzz should make up for it, you think?

Must have been embarrassing for you. Did you look good, at least?

Landon's kitten has decided to sit on me.

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:01:04 -0700

levi-w:

Is it at least cute?

andrew-kane-pet: Private joke… And I’m Andrew. -extends hand- You know, I only say that because...

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:57:35 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

Private joke… And I’m Andrew. -extends hand- You know, I only say that because it’s silly. The joke, I mean. And because I don’t want you to think I’m an idiot.

Right. I’m Eric. No, I think you’ve successfully made me out to be the idiot. For not knowing the joke.

andrew-kane-pet: Can I… borrow your cowboy hat? Um, if I still have it. Why?

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:50:32 -0700

andrew-kane-pet:

Can I… borrow your cowboy hat?

Um, if I still have it. Why?

vladthedominator: You may not think so, but that is because you are prey in a den of predators. I...

Wed, 02 May 2012 10:53:45 -0700

vladthedominator:

You may not think so, but that is because you are prey in a den of predators. I can smell the fear on you.

Please, I think that fear may be coming from somewhere else, or your nose is malfunctioning.

vladthedominator: It seems you have yet to be defiled properly, such a shame. Not.. really that...

Wed, 02 May 2012 10:38:45 -0700

vladthedominator:

It seems you have yet to be defiled properly, such a shame.

Not.. really that much of a shame…

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Wed, 02 May 2012 10:31:39 -0700